Untethered Night
A middle-aged woman entered the waiting-room. She pondered over a magazine rack, the only item which Clive had left unnoticed. She raised her eyebrows to see him but, without saying a word, buried herself in what must have been an enthralling article or piece of fiction. Not that she was unattractive, he mused, but she had a cold look about her. He did not notice the serviceable frock: it was so much part and parcel of her persona, it could not be differentiated from the whole. The next to breach the room's doorway was a boy in short trousers, dragging a kite that was larger than himself. He sat on the couch, leaving a space in the middle between him and Clive. The kite leaned against the radiogram. The tableau was completed by the grand entrance of an old lady with a coarse-grained net, veiling her face as it hung from the hat-pinned fascinater upon the head. Her frock was noticeable, since it revealed rather more of her wrinkled bosom than was seemly.
Clive now knew instinctively that the world was as it should be. The gathering had been pre-ordained; the coming of Netface, as he called the old lady, was the positioning of the last piece of the jigsaw. He did not want to pre-empt fate, so he began to fulfil the role that had been settled for him since time immemorial. He would be mother, he vowed, as he set out the cups upon the bone china saucers, poured the milk in dashes from the jug that had been concealed from view by the teapot, placed the strainer upon the nearest open-mouthed cup and proceeded to pour the golden liquid through the high denier of the shapely curved strainer. The gurgle of sparkling amber, as he filled each cup, delighted the senses: an art form in every respect. Each innuendo of the process was accounted for.
But, of course, nobody had pre-ordained the wasp.
As Clive parted his lips to sample a sip from the fine edge of the smoothly burnished surface of sweetest liquid infusion which he failed to remember sugaring, the wasp flew straight in ... and down. He could sense it darting about his insides like a dollop of fizzing acid. He kept pointing to his mouth in dumbfounded sudden horror - whilst memories half-skirted his mind ... until, with a flourish, they were flung off as if he were a stripper. Except real strippers didn't usually get as far as the bones...
But he wanted the biggest audience. More than himself, at any rate. So he rose from his sick bed with splayed legs, wandered over to the tallboy and pulled out suitable apparel for his grand divestment.
He poised a needle upon the inlet groove of an operatic disc, one he'd liked since childhood. Its heroic tale would weave the bed-sit into something akin to wonder and myth.
Tugging long striped socks until they reached above his grubby knees, he abruptly realised that it would be the devil's own job to accomplish his life's ambition, which was death. He feared he'd be inside his head for ever more. Audience or not. And now he somehow preferred not.
The morning air given off by the frozen butter sun brought him to premature, if bleary-eyed, wakefulness. An early wasp irritated itself, without noticing what effect it had on Clive. The human early-goers were evidently firing on all drives from some internal white heat engendered by the promise of the day. He did not know exactly what he wanted to do and why he wanted to do it. Life was one long launching of a makeshift kite. But whatever he did, there would be no going back, he was sure.
To the girl looking at Clive, he did not act confused. He did not see her lurking behind the unemptied dustbins outside the tower flats. God forbid that she would ever need to use that as her reconnaissance spot again because, even in dreams, the smells returned. She lost track of him down by the Fast Canal, where the Bell-House gave her the impression that some architect must once have played a real blinder, since it made the surrounding urban sprawl seem even sprawlier.
He first followed his nose by the Fast Canal's stagnant waters - which at that time in the morning still bore a veneer of scummy ice - and simply gave his amnesia full rein losing himself in the no man's land of the outer inner city. As he would have been the first to admit, he was indeed no man and thus felt at home there, amid the wasps, nettles and coke. The girl? Well, she returned to the bed-sit where ghosts of Clive's aches and agues still lingered. She decided to dedicate the rest of her life to his memory. She followed the aches around hoping that they would attach themselves to her bones.
Even in here you could smell the dustbins outside.
The black disc was still revolving with the needle unable to spool off the wide-placed grooves towards its centre. It had been scratching a living all day - whilst Clive's own bitter-sweet memories of the girl were always woven into his dreams - when she played hopscotch and tugged kites into the orange-rind waspless twilights of that now untenable countryside called the past. Sometimes, during those long far-off days when they would rather kiss than talk, he could well imagine that they were one person. He can barely recall what she looked like. "Looking like" implies that she could be compared with something, but that was arrant nonsense, of course. She was a paragon and Clive her paramour. At least for a time. Too young to have been older than him, he wondered how she had ever been given charge of him.
The girly games she played as a child had left sparkles in her older eyes. Clive often sat into the early mornings, listening to her tell of the various playground activities: skipping under spherical-quick loops in tune to rhymes and unreason; playing mothers and fathers, doctors and nurses, masters and servants; that wondrous hopscotch game again with their frocks tucked into navy-blue knickers for optimum white-thighed freedom; heaving down kites that didn't want to stop flying through the mosquito-lit sky; and watching the boys through the railings that divided the two playgrounds. The games the boys played were even stranger than those of the girls, more arcane, involving glinting marbles, shiny conkers, out-staring eyes, flick ciggie cards and "guess-the-strangest-item-in-my-trouser-pocket". Those boys, well, they did not dare watch the girls through the same railings, except perhaps surreptitiously after their own games had grown sour with the interminable chant of "fight, fight, fight, fight" ending in bloody noses, scraped shins and spider-webbed specs.
But her telling of such matters was so much more vivid than Clive's. He wishes he could recall the actual words she used. There is one occasion he is trying to tease back into existence, the implications of which are still lost on him. It was nearly Christmas Day at his parents' house and they had on a Nat King Cole LP. Probably, "These Foolish Things Remind Me Of You" or "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes", but no matter. They sat, gently resting against each other, on the settee. His parents had gone to bed a trifle early, diplomatically leaving them alone. He supposes the Nat King Cole was merely a needle's run-off following their departure up the wooden hills, neither of the youngsters caring to get up and turn it off.
Although most of their peers had TV sets in the family parlours, his parents did not care to own one. Father said it squared the eyes and pulped the brain. Mother agreed with him, not knowing too well what one was in any event. Clive knows now that she must have seen everything through the blur of senility, but she did recall somehow those grey screens flickering the Coronation in Evans' shop window. The reception had been so bad in the area, it was no good trying to discern even the rudiments of a logical image. Father had indeed bought a TV aerial - he said it set off the chimneystack a real treat. (Clive suspects Father did not want others to know he did not own a TV set). The aerial lead dangled into the parlour, unattached.
Suddenly, thoughts of his absent parents were disrupted. She was unrolling her stockings from the legs one by one, a process which had started with high heels being kicked off and a fumbling up her own skirt, followed by the mysterious sound of what Clive later gathered to be the unpopping of suspenders. The seams scribbled the top of each stocking pile as it was carelessly strewn upon the carpet at her feet. He peered quizzically at these hastily thrown together artefacts, as if they were precursors of dog-muck puddles on the floor of the Tate Gallery. And, indeed, a drowsy winter wasp was landing upon one of them...
It is difficult to detach his present self from those events, overlaying them as he does with the false perspective of experience and maturity. It was obviously a mating-dance of some kind, but one that he failed to understand as much as it excited him.
She kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he kissed her lightly back. This was something he did understand. He had often seen older boys and girls than themselves kissing in the dark cinema. It was the kissing that counted. The harder the better. Only the kissing. What else could there have been?
He was eager to ask more about her childhood, for he had not been one of those boys in the divided playground. Was the hopscotch game one that merely ended with the number ten, or was it one of those rarer versions that snakes around the whole chalk-marked schoolyard, an endless hokey-cokey of occult memories? She shrugged. Took off her blouse, quickly. Not lovingly, nor teasingly. As if she were getting ready for netball. Only enough time to gasp at the sight of her lacy bra. It was cut so that it merely concealed the nipples downwards, leaving a blinding decolletage of cloven downy flesh above.
Abruptly, she burst into tears and disappeared up the stairs in a trice, where Clive's parents had allotted her his single room for the duration of the Christmas period she was to spend with them. That room had been the scene of his boyhood, reaching back forever into the beginnings of time itself. As well as resenting her, he wondered how she could cope with the dreams that inhabited it.
He was to sleep on the softee settee in the parlour ... where he was now feeling so utterly lonely. The muffled movements of her clambering into his bed made it seem even lonelier. He stared at the crumpled stockings she had left on the floor. They were his companions of the night. He held them to himself as he settled into the prodding springs of the settee, under the makeshift covers. Desperately trying to reach into those dreams of hers with which he hoped to share, he felt his own soft flesh shapefully ballooning those gossamer vessels of low denier sheen.
He has not seen her now for twenty odd years. That particular Christmas was effectively their last allegiance. Hastily snatched pecks on the cheek were not Clive's idea of sex acts. And he did not know how heavy the petting was meant to be before it became full penetration. His parents said it was a shame - she was such a nice girl. However, they did not know half of it. Nor will anyone else for that matter.
His mother died when he was still no more than a pucker-arsed, bristly-chinned kid. His father dawdled after. These days, Clive plays Nat King Cole on his audio stack, watching the numbers click by on the counter - after 999 they start again at nought. His TV is switched on without the sound. He owns no aerial, so it is all snowstorm. He can hear kids outside playing amid the chalk marks he has left for them on the pavements. He is as old now as his parents were that Christmas. But the girl ached to wear the vestments of different memories. For her, the trip to the south coast with Clive had all the promise of a honeymoon, with none of the bother of going through a wedding. Equally, the expression "dirty weekend" was only meant for other people. The memories she would lay down in the cellar of her mind to mature like bottles of dark red wine were hopefully to last for the rest of her life. Such words she used spoke volumes for her own maturity at such a tender age.
She knew, soon after meeting Clive, that he was not so much in love with her as a person, but with the idea of the love he thought he experienced. Not that it seemed to matter, for she considered it important to be escorted by a man who was sufficiently self-respecting as to be worthy of her reciprocation. They loved each other for their own selves.
She had always felt at a loose end without a male arm to put her own arm through. So, the idea of a better half being an ill-kempt churl was not even to be contemplated. She wanted no half measures, and Clive seemed squarely to fit the the bill.
She saw straightaway that he was not without his quirks. She had always prided herself on understanding people - this, despite one or two bad experiences with boy friends. However, none of his idiosyncracies (during that now legendary party at Ilona's flat where she first met him) were significant enough to allow her to indulge cold-shouldering his advances. If she made a mistake at all, it was condoning, by her silence, the single-mindedness of one particular facet of his make-up. And that was the apparent need to wear outlandish clothes, such as highly coloured silk scarves, decorative nugget rings, over polished patent leather shoes with high heels, shoulder pads, dress shirts and, on one especially memorable occasion, a wide bright red cummerbund around his waist not much smaller than her own mini skirt. These were affectations, she soon realised, with which she could live, since they seemed to be the bolster of his personality, his raison d'etre almost. In fact, some of his items of jewellery suited her fingers, toes and ear-lobes better than his.
She needed a man with pride and there was no harm (was there?) in Clive deriving his from what he chose to wear. All that she really needed was the end result, and she did indeed feel good in his company; basking in reflected glory, as it were; both of them mutually refined; each for the other a shoulder to cry on and a body to hide behind.
The seaside resort was in two main parts. The old town was full of quaint antique shops and narrow winding streets. And then there was the new town, rather over-stocked with department stores. Between the two, a hill-cliff reared with pleasant views of both towns and the sea, where kids regularly heaved on massive kites. One could reach the top either by climbing the steep, seemingly endless steps or by a "Train" lift pulled on a chain by a stationary steam engine.
Having arrived late on a Saturday afternoon, they decided to take the trip to the top. It seemed the natural thing to do: to take in the whole place in one fresh gulp, as it were, before getting down to the nitty gritty of exploring each nook and cranny of the place. They looked out to sea, as darkness settled upon them from the sky. The lights of the old town were sparkling between the cliff and the empty horizon like the jewels of which they were both so fond. As she put her arm around his shoulder, he said something that she later found very difficult to put out of her mind, although she could not recall his precise words.
"Each one of those lights hides a thousand mysteries, don't you think? Whenever I see windows lit up, I suppose there must be a reason for the curtains to be closed? Why else close them?"
"Everybody likes their privacy, Clive. Most people can't bear being watched. After all, we're always needing to wear our public faces, aren't we? Curtains provide some relief, a chance to recuperate, to reconstitute." She surprised herself at her own wordiness, but Clive made this come out in her. In hindsight, she realised her own makeshift maturity at that time completely concealed an even deeper immaturity.
They sat down, legs hanging over the cliff-edge, like puppets. She brushed away a peculiarly insistent night-wasp and a light sea-breeze riffled her hair. He looked straight at her. She did not question how they could see each other in the darkness but, trying to look back at it all through the random effectiveness of human memory, she supposed the glow from the street-lighting far below was rising like heat ... perhaps leaving the roads darker than ever.
"Clothes are curtains, in a way..."
"Don't be damned silly, Clive, how many people have you seen wearing masks? And, in this country, you've got to wear clothes because it's so bloody cold half the time..."
Another thing he brought out in her was swearing. She supposed it was herself trying to match his egoism, like a reflection in a funfair hall of mirrors.
"So, if all their purpose is utility, as you say, why aren't all clothes just plain sacking and such-like. I think they have to be symbols of the wearer..."
"You're arguing against yourself, Clive. One moment you say clothes are the same as curtains, the next that people reveal their own inner selves through the clothes they wear."
It was no victory to defeat him with words. Words are blunt instruments - so what use subtlety?
Before he could reply, she smothered his mouth with a girlish kiss. She had always seemed to take the initiative in their relationship, and it was only at this point that she questioned the whole affair. The air off the sea had cleared her head.
"Your own clothes are not exactly demure." She spoke to fill the awkward silence, seeing the outline of his face, but not the eyes which had sunk back into the darkness.
She took his hand. It felt cold. Or the relative warmth of hers made his appear cold. She knew she had broached a subject that had previously been out of bounds, ever since first meeting him at Ilona's party.
The moon fleetingly made an appearance, like a stage star taking a curtain call between the shifting clouds. Its light, reflected off the sea, glowed softly upon him, and she saw that he was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. And she realised that she could only ever truly love such a creature.
She burst into tears of anger. "Fuck you!" she screeched, her voice seeming to echo across the distant rooftops of the old town like a witch on a broomstick...
They spent the rest of what the clouds turned into a wet weekend at arm's length. Polite, yes. Even partners in bed, but never unnecessarily intimate.
There was still a residue of yearning inside her, but nothing she could rationalise. She suspected the pall of full-blooded maturity had already settled upon her. She now has a proper boy friend who takes her places, treats her like a real lady. She basks in his handsome sparkling smiles. His sharp-creased suits.
Notwithstanding this, she thinks she will always have a soft spot for that Clive who disappeared for good behind the selective curtains of memory. She heard a vague rumour that he was living with Ilona ... and his name wasn't Clive. Thus, she left him in the waiting-room of memories. His screeches echoed on and on. The little boy hesitated at the door for a last glance but, seeing his own older face for perhaps the first time, forgot to take his kite...
And woke up.
His wife snored beside him, probably embroiled in a dream of her own. Knowing her, she was therein decked with the pretty frock which she wanted for next Christmas. His little son stirred in the next bedroom, impatient for ambitions to form.
But what son? There was no son of course. The silently shuttling kite-winged stork had indeed failed to bless them with the child for whom they had always yearned.
And, indeed, what wife? The snores had, of course, been his.
The shimmering gold of dawn seeped into the bedroom curtains like oriental tea, as he rose to look at himself in the dressing-table mirror. The features were crow-footed over with the cobwebby nets of residue night. He opened the toothless mouth - and used it to scream with.
Out flew the wasp.
(previously published – currently investigating where!)
